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a crush tip

yourcreepyuncle:

ask your crush what their astrological sign is

if your sign and their sign match up with one of your homestuck otps, then pursue them

if not you must kill them and hide the remains immediately or hussie will come and devour you in the night

Can I keep the head?

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Chibi Chibi is confused and frightened.

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The greatest love story the world has ever known.

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hoiphalloi:

Four very excited guys - all cut except for the cocksucker, I think

Phenix Saint, Brandon Lewis, and Gavin Waters all being serviced by Kennedy Carter?  Neato.

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I’m not here for shopped pictures of Jared Padalecki, but Imma let it slide this once.

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pleatedjeans:

awesome birthday card via

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